Joe™ Hasse

"Just chillin with my bro!"

"Gosh dang this bus takes forever with getting here.. Oh wait I have a car! what am I doing standing here in 100+ degree weather?!, I doubt it's to pickup on any of the "super-fine-ladies"..!"

"Mmmm... Donuts... Mmmm..."

"Don't ever used Pump #1 because your credit card will get stuck inside of the part you use on it outside, Plus don't use Pump #2 and ask for a receipt because it's out of paper."

"If you plan on eating Chinese food at this mall don't eat at South China Express, but if your not too worried of being poisoned they sell caskets next door."

"Very nice & cozy neighborhood, with very welcoming neighbors."