Joe Perrotta

"Slowest service imaginable. It literally takes 30 minutes to get a drink here regardless of how busy it is. I've currently been waiting 15 minutes just to sign my credit card receipt."

"Carrot cake pancakes... oh wait they stopped making them. Like to bring them back!"

"Same as it is all across the county... gangster"

"Come by furniture firm and pick up a new massage chair. Ask for Joe!"

"Don't drink and drive; you don't want to be here"

"It's my bed you perverts!"