Joe McDonald

"Give Sylvester a kiss on the cheek and grab his ass. He likes it."

"Try the egg martini!"

"Watch out for Paco and Pico"

"How can someone be mayor here when they haven't been here? This is the bar in my basement."

"Pay attention to the display of gender displayed on one of the local fauna in the for of a murse. Quite fascinating."

"Only gonna be the McDonald household for 30 more days, then off to D.C."