Joel Burkhead

"Ask for the "Westie"!"

"Need some shirts or design work? Or just wanna hang with some cool dudes? Go to the art press!"

"Bring a lot of balls. Or just don't lose the ones you have."

"The staff always seems to be friendly and accommodating"

"Note to self: don't try to just drive in a bay like you would at jiffy lube. That will result in blank stares and feeling like an idiot."

"Next time, fly Southwest."