Joe Hankin

"Try smoking pot on the sidewalk outside!"

"Try the photos the middle-aged lady is hawking! They're from the nearby strip clubs, and they're terrible."

"There was less pizza than I expected."

"Try the roast pig. It's been buried underground for 16 hours and it is DELICIOUS."

"A $15 haircut worth $50. Definitely a great place."

"All the breakfast stuff is great, but the pancakes especially are not to be missed."