Joe Chehoski

"Alaskan Amber fresh on tap, Mmmmm"

"You want a salad, go to the salad spinner. You want Pizza, go to the Green Mill! (or Chicago)"

"Bring your own coffee cup!"

"Not a bad cafeteria. Try the BBQ brisket!"

"Have a drink with Flo in the Bistro across from the front desk. She doesn't know bartending too well but she knows the good restaurants in the area."

"Try the cinnamon infused Jameson. It's like angels pissing on your tongue!"