Joe Buckel

"The free wi-fi is a little shaky, but if you complain they'll give you a free night!"

"Get earplugs from the front desk. The streets are louder than NYC"

"Very friendly staff, great customer service, but this style of learning's not for me. I took Dreamweaver class & would have preffered more personal/interactive approach as opposed to out-of-the-book."

"Call ahead to place your order"

"Be prepared to wait a loooong time."

"Try to get Martin to dance."