Jody Morgan

"Hey jack that wasn't a cow"

"D-D-Drop the bass wub wub wubnbnb"

"Ducks are like mushrooms, you shoot at duck I'm scared of toasters."

"Don't ask for the krusty krab, because this is Patrick."

"They charge 35 cents for each sauce to dip your chicken strip in. The price they charge for the chicken should cover at least 1 sauce. Was told you get gravy Will never eat there again. Cheapskates"

"Terrible hotel had problems with just about everything."