João Jerónimo

"I came, sat down and waited about 1 hour to get my burger. But it was a pretty good burger so I'm not telling you not to come, but do adjust your expectations."

"The steak tartare was cut ahead of time and had too many capers, looked off and disgusting, my secretos were dry like febras, just another hipster restaurant with inflated ratings."

"A stereo speaker was blown, they serve old fashioned with soda, nuff said."

"The permanent dishes are the worst, avoid them. Bravas that are cold and come in a bag?!!?!?!?! How dare they..."

"By the way I meant the eel cheung feng, the others are good too but the eel cheung feng is the best by far."

"CHEUNG FENG. Stop doing what you are doing and go have some cheung feng at Phoenix Palace. It's the best thing you can eat."