Jonathan Tajan

"Awesome staff but super slow Wi-Fi because of all of the laptop squatters"

"...for an elevator. And if you want the pool to be closed for a random reason every other week."

"A great place to stay if you like your water shut off once a month and to wait 15 minutes"

"DO NOT ORDER THE CALIFORNIA ROLL. Tastes like Friskies on top of cubes of sushi rice."

"The water here tastes strange."

"One of the only 24-hour fast food places around here just in case you get hungry during your... extracurricular activities"