Martin Poston

"Stay on the tile... it appears the kiosk people can't step on it. I think it sets off a 4000-volt shock to their transmitter chip or something."

"If you're not grabbing a slice of pizza here at least once a week, there's something wrong with you. :)"

"This is a duplicate, created by some guy who is the Mayor of the legit listing, who is here (or at least checks in) almost every day anyway."

"Try the Excelsior Dark Lager. I'm told it was a mistake... but if this beer is wrong, I don't want to be right."

"The Philly Cheese Steak is really good..."

"Alumni bar? Maybe. Alumni prices? Definitely. LOL"