Joshua Ledwell

"Come early for the best selection, and bring some old bread for the ducks."

"Not only is there no WiFi, they don't allow you to use their electrical outlets!"

"Slow at lunch. Come early!"

"The bathrooms have electronic locks. The mens room is bottom button, middle, top; for the Women's it's top, middle, bottom."

"At 4pm, the remaining sandwiches are priced half off."