JJ Ariosa

"Washing machines hypnotize the customers, leaving one with the subliminal urge to play San Fransisco rush"

"RESIDENCE OF POPULAR DUB-WAVE ARTIST "SKRILLEX" ASK HIM FOR FRIES"

"OH GOD HELP POPULAR MOVIE "NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM" WAS A DOCUMENTARY. BEN STILLER HAUNTS THE HALLS AFTER DARK."

"The oyster crackers are neverending, eat as many as possible to stem the tide. The doors begin to bow outwards."

"Cnc machine keeps milling the faces of people you have met but cannot remember their names. 59.99 Great conversation starters."

"AN OMNISCIENT ENGINEER WATCHES, SOFTLY LAUGHING TO ITSELF AND SHAKING ITS HEAD"