Jimbo

"Costs 30p to go to the toilet. A wretched hive of scum and villainy. And pigeons."

"Avoid like the plague! £4.93 for a pint of cider and bag of nuts?! Wetherspoon standard food. Ceiling was leaking when I was here last. Staff OK, but guess they have high turnover."

"Sit on it and people-watch with a beer in the summer."

"Empty shop, but the woman on the till kept me waiting until she'd finished reading, and never looked up from her magazine. £5 minimum on debit cards. Glad I didn't have enough cash."

"Stare at the weird framed photo of Joanna Lumley above the bar. STARE AT IT"

"Fenchurch St Station is a bowl of dicks. Never have I found a station harder to find, navigate and pick up tickets. In short: no."