Jimmy Palermo

"When you walk in the door, be sure to make fun of the "Mayor" Alex here on foursquare. Don't know this mo fo..."

"What's up neighbors?"

"Mix 1/2 spicy sauce with 1/2 garlic sauce and shake it up in one of the little sauce containers. Serious!"

"Knee to the chest is the best method to keep the dogs down. Show them who is boss or they will lick you to death"

"Olive oil not only makes a great pre shave, but works well as a WD-40 substitute as well"