James Webster

"The decor inside is bit 'overcooked' but nevertheless a great slice of UK pub life on the GC hinterland."

"Now you have to choose between your curry in a bowl or a plate with two sections. OF COURSE IT SHOULD BE IN A BOWL WHY COMPLICATE THE ORDERING PROCESS GIVE ME MY CURRY!!!!!111!!!oneone111!!!!"

"Comfy chairs! But they're probably all taken so wrestle that frail looking old lady for hers..."

"Bring a kayak!"