Jesus Perez

"Sapporo deal has expired. Ask about the Mexican Jesus, if they are confused ask about Burbank's Mark Sanchez."

"Sapporo deal has expired. Ask about the Mexican Jesus. If they don't know what you're talking about mention Burbank's Mark Sanchez."

"Stop being so goddamn lazy and take your dogs for a real walk!"

"Food quality has taken a dive... New manegement"

"If you need a drink talk to the guy in apartment #E"

"12pack of 12oz Sapporo cans only $8.99 - limited time only!"