Jester Lind

"Format documents for 600 dpi"

"the bike racks are behind the building."

"Monday's bowling special does not apply on holiday Mondays (Easter Monday, not a good Monday)"

"$1 bowling on Mondays. You'd have to be loony not to."

"Meter maids mark tires with a stripe of chalk to see if parked cars have moved since being flagged. Parking bylaws are rigorously enforced."

"This is where to go to get bus passes on campus."