Jessie Kendall

"15 meters from the bar to bed... Right on."

"If you turn up here to work u get money put into your account"

"Chinese medicine is the way to go for anything and everything, especially if you want to live forever (or die trying). Goji berries will help with this."

"Good place to have a nap. 2nd door on the right."

"Check out mukuna.co.nz to see what entertainment is happening here and around Christchurch each night - there's plenty of choice!"

"Experiment tip"