Jessica Varnum

"Have you seen the new LORAC eye candy collection?? Oh my gosh, to die for!"

"Sure they're nice, even when busy, but don't bother to ask what ingredients are in their menu items (salads, chicken salad, etc.) - all they'll say is if it has spicy or regular chicken in it. Ridic."

"Talk to Jennifer for pur minerals & Dorothy for your eyebrows!"

"Mention the Facebook coupon & get $30 off your admittance fee."