Jes Shook

"Lots of sex offenders round here"

"Great selection of brews."

"No Internet till Friday! Need to be finding one of these passwords"

"Careful. Keep an eye out for big biker women who want their tacos."

"Terrible service. Phones didn't work in room to call front desk. Bellhop lost my one bag somehow. My entrance key stopped working at midnight. And no food network. Wtf right?"

"Look out or bengil might smack you with his penis here."