Phil Regan

"A decent budget motel. Clean and ever so slightly chic."

"Be prepared to hand over £10 just to use this airport if you're flying through. Hopefully they'll spend it on educating the staff on customer service lessons."

"Catch a bus maybe. Or get off one. Whatever. You choose."

"Don't get off the boat. Not until you get to Jersey. ;)"

"Coffee. Regular like it should be."