Jeremy Steenstra

"Make sure the girls paid all their bills before you come over to their house."

"When going through the cafeteria line, avoid shirley's checkout line. It may look quicker, but don't be fooled."

"Carrie just spilled her first drink ever on a customer. I was here to witness it. Just happened"

"Vodka makes my clothes fall off"

"This tv is awesome, I am going to live here for forever."