Jeremy

"Is there seriously no wifi? That's a cruel joke, right?"

"If you order a savory streudel to go, make sure you tell them to warm it up!"

"I don't have enough money to afford customer service. Welcome to H&M."

"The woman who works here asked me upwards of 50 questions and did not trust a single one of my answers."

"Who can love you like me? Chobani! Who can give you what you need? Chobani! And who can lay your body down? Chobani, baby."

"Ridic wait. Over an hour and not worth it. Just sayin."