Jeremiah Dittmann

"Hands down the slowest elevators in the history of mankind. Coming down from the 19th floor at 5pm on a Friday can take 15 minutes!!"

"Is there really anything more awesome than waiting for checked baggage?"

"$13 for popcorn and a soda"

"sit in the comfy chair to the left of the front door, and wonder how many times the bartender has done the deed there after hours."

"Check out the elip!"