Jeremiah Crum

"Thursday night ladies night! None of that troublesome riff raff who enjoy bloody lips I run into at some other "country" bars."

"Hottest bathrooms ever. Chalkboard walls can backfire on the owners. Killer pizza joint."

"Fill 'er up bitches. Your kids don't need to go to college."

"Don't fly Delta"

"Pretty much the most awesome diner ever."

"Ugh, I hope this isn't the crown jewel of Jersey. Clean, good room size. Looks like an 1970's italian interior design student dropout decorated it."