Jerad Riddle

"Al likes to go here and frolic naked in the woods... beware of the Al dong!"

"Nothing but a swimming pool, guns, and free porn here... wash off your hands when you're done.."

"Be careful of Kevin's sneaky surprise.... its creeps up on you while your asleep..."

"Damn right it someones moms house..."

"The ladies that work there are fat bitches that eat to much of the food and hate waiting on customers..."

"Ask for the Chris Brown special... its so good for you..."