Jennifer Waugh

"The wifi password is 'Jonas'"

"The wifi password is 'chicken'"

"There are cash points behind the barriers. You don't need a valid ticket to get behind the barriers, just keep an old ticket on you and it'll get you past the barriers."

"Come here on a Sunday! It's the local's night to get boshed."

"Beware of the dogs. And chickens."

"Sit on the roof... Have a cocktail... Heaven."