jennifer petre

"the paneling makes the room feel heavy (time to update, and when at the beach, who wants to feel like you're in a cave?) and the food is barely mediocre. I'm sorry we wasted a meal here."

"get the chocolate covered graham cracker ... you won't be sorry!"

"4-year old car with 40K miles and the leather is cracking. BMW say "normal wear and tear". Buy Mercedes! Never would've happened on a Benz and if it had, they'd do right by the customer and fix it."

"avocado/bacon/goat cheese on sourdough ... pure goodness"