Jeni Dearden

"DO NOT COME IN ON THE FIRST OF ANY MONTH. Impossible to park, get money out, and the lobby is a party of loud screaming people-usually with their loud screaming children."

"They've got a new barista, and I hear she means serious business (Let me make you a drink)."

"The vegetarian sandwiches made me switch from vegan to vegetarian. Just saying."

"If you haven't ordered the sangria, do so."

"My friend works here and says don't come in. (:"