Jordan Elpern-Waxman

"Make friends with the proprietor and he'll set you up."

"Give them something specific to work on and they will do wonders."

"The blintzes here were phenomenal, as was the hummus. The blueberry pancakes were ok, but not the religious experience described by some of the other tips."

"These guys are awesome. It's like I got a new bike for a $55 tune-up. One of the newer sales guys tried to cut corners w/ some of my questions but the more experienced guys set him straight."

"Check out the Wall of Awesome."

"The chivo is a-m-a-z-i-n-g. That's goat for all you gringos out there."