Jeffrey Surber

"Don't fall asleep--or the hipster bouncer will eat your shoes."

"The bacon here will inspire you. It will empower you. It will enlighten you. IT. WILL. CHANGEYOURLIFE. Have some, being a friend, and ponder the universe."

"Vanilla bubble tea... yes, it's bland, but sweet as a mufucka."

"Nothing in Cincy compares to Cane's. Which sucks; gotta drive 2 hours for a decent chicken shack."

"The "private room" to the left if the entrance is comfy AND secluded. Surprising, too; this place can be crazy packed."