Jeffrey Strawman

"Undead Elvis FOR THE WIN!!!!!"

"Excellent cuisine, every time!"

"Well, we got poor service, got told to read the menu when asking for a recommendation, mildly tasteless rolls and it apparently doubled as a daycare for the workers' children."

"Wifi is always weak here. The tip is to bring your own mifi device."

"WORST. SERVICE. EVER. Avoid at all costs."