Jeff R

"Don't touch the water in the fountain. Homeless people bathe in it."

"Cut the scene bullshit and get to the bar where the drinks are cold, the men are hot, and if you're lucky, both are strong."

"Gitcher leZzie on!"

"Get you're leZzie on."

"Can't wait for the BART Line to extend to San Jose."

"Trust the stylists there."