Jeff Pickthall

"It's a park. Watch out for squeaky-clean young professionals trying to work off their office paunches."

"Much improved since the Harveys take-over. Can get a decent pint now and the staff aren't stoned."

"Grubby toilets. Really not up to scratch."

"A quiet lunchtime visit marred by an unnecessary TV with Sky Sport"

"Giant portions of rather dull food. Otherwise a nice little pub."

"Closed until further notice after a fire in the roof. Disaster!"