Jeff Paris

"Good but not great. Burgers cooked to well done (bad idea) and the cheese is put on after cooking (another bad idea). Tons of potential though."

"The mutton bone soup will cure any cold."

"The sausage king has new owners and is 100% dope. Their Porchetta sangwich is wicked."

"Typical empty suburban park where dogs go poo."

"The saturday farmers market is amazing."

"The guy with the cat on his head who's jacket is always on fire has the best crack. Whistle three times and pick your nose - he will come over."