Jeff Musolino

"After you beat, wipe the seat"

"The people that work here are half retarded!"

"There is a speak easy gloryhole bar in the back behind the TVs. Usually Thursday nights are BYOF(bring your own Fleshlight). Ask for Carl when you get in.when he greets you say: "the eagle has landed"

"AC- home to the cast of the hills have eyes.."

"Locate the hidden talisman and win 5 tokens. If you get lost or confused, the almighty OMEK will help lead the way."

"The photos by the bathroom look like they came from Dracula's lair ..."