Jeff Mike

"Cheap gas right over the border from Rockland Co., NY."

"I drive from northern White Plains down to the Bronx just for a haircut. What does that tell you?"

"Dave Bolger works for Hill Holiday. Stop buy and enjoy his unique brand of comedic stylings, quick wit and outstanding advertising wisdom!"

"Stupid an lazy! An award winning combo!"

"I don't know what is worse: how slow they are or how stupid they are."