Jeff Francis

"Do you really need to be groped by a mall cop with an attitude? Fly Amtrack and travel with dignity."

"Really nice TSA people here. If only they were like this elsewhere, also..."

"Try the Spudnik calzone. Fantastic."

"The perfect dive. Dumpy, dirty, cheap, and fantastic Mexican food."

"If you want to bring your pocketknife through the metal detectors, just stick it inside of your sunglasses case and put it in the basket. Security isn't allowed to actually touch any of your things th"

"Double check your bill. They added a $15 tip onto ours without asking."