Jeff Begley

"Buffet is worth it. Get there early or you'll miss the fish dishes."

"Check you order... twice!"

"Frozen margaritas from the poolside bar are tequila rich! Highy recommended."

"Pretty reliable Red Box machine here. Never seen them with burned coffee, either."

"Go to the morning shows (before noon). Cost if $5 and a lot of the time you'll be the only person in the theater."

"Knock on the door and ask to buy the guy's book. He'll autograph it for you right there."