Jason Hoffman

"Hessen Haus breakfast 8-11 am! Every Saturday during Farmers Market!"

"January 26 Doppelbock Feast! Be there!!!"

"Get bored come to Carl's place."

"The hill sucks balls when it is covered in ice. So buy those metal cleats. Also when you have to take down a mugger or creepy beggar run in a z pattern to take them down. If you are going uphill."

"Get the heck outta my way."

"Really big bathrooms! I love this place!"