Joel Jones

"Shop at a different chain you won't have to go store to store trying to find what you want!"

"Cosmo is totally a hottie!! =]"

"Are you a government employee? Don't forget to ask how to sign up for your 15% discount!!!"

"Cute girls ;)"

"They need to provide mandatory classes on HYGIENE! Idaho dudes stink! Here's a few tips: Shower! Deodorant! Wash your clothes!"

"Grab a table in the bar and keep an eye on the HD portraits ;)"