John David Long

"Can anyone explain to me why the large Sweet Tea at Downtown Baptist is 20 cents, at Bill Miller's is 50 cents, at McDonald's is a buck, but here is $1.08???"

"Closed Saturday?"

"The nicest, most HONEST mechanics I've ever worked with in my life! I drive in from La Vernia for them to work on my car!"

"Gucci Central!"

"BEST dentist in San Antonio -- I drive in from La Vernia for him!!!"