Joe Chernov

"Great little neighborhood wooded area, but be careful of the broken glass."

"Reserve ahead of time for Tues-Thurs rentals. "Corporate Mondays" wipe them out of cars (1000 of 1600 capacity are rented on Mondays)."

"Someone please help the brewer find the hops. They seem to be missing from the IPA."

"Keep your eye out for beaver, deer and owl. There are lots of beautiful creatures in here."

"Be careful of the snapping turtles."

"Stay out of the paths snaking throughout the reeds. Don't ask why, just don't go there."