Jared C

"GET THE PASTRIMI !!!!!"

"Mix any protein with tofu .. It gives you tons of protein and flavor .. Not calories!"

"Enjoy ur dirt nap ... Maybe dengar can get u out ;)"

"Get any burger animal style .. Grilled onions and mustard grilled burger"

"Make sure you make friends with the walking Teddy bears or you will end up on a spit over a fire."

"Buy the laser cat toy!!!!"