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"Try the butternut squash ravioli appetizer- delish!"

"TIP: SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM TO SEE THE MOST HELPFUL TIPS"

"HEY MOMMY, THX FOR POSTING MY ADDRESS, NOW ALL THE CREEPY PERVERTS CAN FIND ME! YAY!"

"LOTS OF OLD MEN LIKE TO HANG OUT IN THE LOCKER ROOM NAKED. THEY AREN'T USUALLY MASTURBATING THOUGH, SO IT'S FINE."

"I LIKE TO WATCH YOU SLEEP"

"HEY MOM"