Jay Tyler

"It's 10:10 and the staff have used the fire alarm three times to make sure everybody is awake and will vacate by 11:00. I've never come across such a blatant (and illegal) nonsense! It's Wednesday!"

"Absolutely terrible hotel. Clearly the rooms are converted student halls. It isn't even possible to walk around the bed. Avoid at all costs."

"Cocktails are superb"