Jay Piper

"They're annoyingly serious about what it takes to prove cambridge residency. Look up the requirements BEFORE you roll down here."

"You put your money here. You should try it."

"If you're facing the wall, the elliptical on the left is crazy loud. Use the other one if it's available."

"Don't speed. Wait. Speed, just don't get caught."

"Hey. Come by and play some Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2."

"Try the breakfast bowl. Grits, eggs, cheese and bacon or sausage. It's not on the menu but it's delicious!"