Jay Flippen

"Logan will compound you if you're not careful."

"Be careful driving around; People frequently walk their dogs on the road and deer creep around the neighborhood."

"Princess is very temperamental. Be careful- she's an evil bitch at times but is otherwise lovable."

"Mike doesn't want you to know the bricks near the bathrooms are fake."

"Watch out for the lady with the grey hair down to her shoulders. She is spaced out. Walk around her."

"Bring a Redskins cap and gear, that's Rigney's main team"