Jay

"Bob Garner is on the staff. 'Nuff said."

"They serve whiskey but not the rye made at Mt. Vernon!"

"Prepare to be ignored. And then get one of the worst Old Fashioneds you've ever had. Should have known when the bartender asked if I wanted it straight or on the rocks...."

"New phone system keeps me stationary at caller no. X for a seemingly infinite amount of time, or long enough for me to give up and order from somewhere else. Never had to wait long before.... :-("

"Beware, if the bartender didn't like you he will take your US currency, then bring it back with a tiny tear and say that he cannot accept it--and repeat for several bills."

"Clovis is an awesome bartender! The local rums are a must-try!"